Wednesday, May 10, 2006

How to make a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes




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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food and beer

3. Hand over the remote.

12 comments:

nicola said...

No's 3,8,9,10,12,30,31 & 41 will do me thanks, any idea where he is???

Ally said...

Ooooh, that's SO unfair! :).

Thanks for visiting me :). We have to move before we have adoptive children placed with us (minimum time will be a year, as we are just starting the process) as if we stick to our original 'five year plan' they will just be settled here and then we'll uproot them again ... . You're right, high blood pressure all round :).

oldcrow61 said...

lol, you've got that right Pete.

Boo said...

Just goes to show how shallow men are Pete!

DH59 said...

You really do have a death wish don't you? You always do this a few days before meeting members of the coven.

The Quacks of Life said...

uhm do you know I had forgotten about meeting the coven. It was just sent to me and I thought hell go for it.

Can I ask for 471 other offences to be taken into account.

nicola said...

really not sure about number 4!!

Anonymous said...

LOL that couldn't be more biased bullshit :D

The Quacks of Life said...

Nathalie Nathalie

as the blonde one and develop-my-own-film-birder will tell you i can get much worse ;)

Cherrypie said...

He must on no account be a gynaecologist!! No way! Now a plumber on the other hand....

Anonymous said...

Diane, you bring the broomstick, I'll fetch the cauldron!

DH59 said...

Righto Dawn.

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