Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pete!
- About 100 people choke to death on Pete each year!
- Pete is the sacred animal of Thailand!
- Never store Pete at room temperature.
- A lump of Pete the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Pete.
- Some birds use Pete to orientate themselves during migration.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Pete.
- If you kiss Pete for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- Pete is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Pete.
I hoping that there are lots of birds orientating them over me tomorrow!
7 comments:
Can I book a two hour snogging session please ?
yes you can sweetie
Wow Pete...I feel like I really know you now!
1) Only 100?
2) I agree
3) Best kept below room temperature
4) Two tennis courts surely?
5) Erm
6) Erm
7) Erm
8) Is that all?
9) Very fruity
10) lol
I will make sure Ive got plenty of lip balm then x
the first anonymous i know,
the 2nd I can guess
and me I can guess.
names are nice though
lee - um
lol, I like No. 8, could lose a few pounds with that one.
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