Jane Garvey - so who collects it? Lawrence Toms - well picking up sheep poo, talking to journalists. I get all the dirty jobs.
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Actually, sheep poos is about the most pleasant smelling of all poos, as poos goes. Not the worst job in the world by any means! I could quite enjoy doing that, nice healthy outdoor job, nice scenery, and of course, Emma would love it, although actually she prefers a nice crispy cow pat.....
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Actually, sheep poos is about the most pleasant smelling of all poos, as poos goes. Not the worst job in the world by any means! I could quite enjoy doing that, nice healthy outdoor job, nice scenery, and of course, Emma would love it, although actually she prefers a nice crispy cow pat.....
Well, I hope the envelopes are self-sealing. I wouldn't fancy licking one LOL
They could market it as "pooper" instead of "paper." they'd obviously make a killing...it's fly right off the shelves. ;)
We picked up sheep poo to feed to Grandad's tomatoes when we were kids. If only I'd known this then
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