It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer
3. Hand over the remote.
No's 3,8,9,10,12,30,31 & 41 will do me thanks, any idea where he is???
ReplyDeleteOoooh, that's SO unfair! :).
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting me :). We have to move before we have adoptive children placed with us (minimum time will be a year, as we are just starting the process) as if we stick to our original 'five year plan' they will just be settled here and then we'll uproot them again ... . You're right, high blood pressure all round :).
lol, you've got that right Pete.
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show how shallow men are Pete!
ReplyDeleteYou really do have a death wish don't you? You always do this a few days before meeting members of the coven.
ReplyDeleteuhm do you know I had forgotten about meeting the coven. It was just sent to me and I thought hell go for it.
ReplyDeleteCan I ask for 471 other offences to be taken into account.
really not sure about number 4!!
ReplyDeleteLOL that couldn't be more biased bullshit :D
ReplyDeleteNathalie Nathalie
ReplyDeleteas the blonde one and develop-my-own-film-birder will tell you i can get much worse ;)
He must on no account be a gynaecologist!! No way! Now a plumber on the other hand....
ReplyDeleteDiane, you bring the broomstick, I'll fetch the cauldron!
ReplyDeleteRighto Dawn.
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