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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Some Humour

A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

- It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

- No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?

- All my relations still in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

- No, I am always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce?

-She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

-I got proof.

What kind of proof?

- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

'Polish Remover'.


oldcrow61 said...

Ha, ha, ha, good one.

st said...

like it