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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

and some humour

I think we are in need of some humour so thanks to Diane for this. Some of you will have seen it via the "Pete's jokes email" but....

Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's Mather Avenue store .........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??


oldcrow61 said...

Ha, ha, ha, love it!!

Janine said...

I buy dog food to feed the bluejays. I told someone that once, and they asked me if that was a kind of dog!

Jan said...

That's one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a long time! Brilliant.