Beki has beaten me in to commenting on Lembit Opik (an MP who backed about 300 different Lib Dem leadership contenders BUT never backed Menzies Campbell).
For those of you who don't know, the rather odd looking Lib Dem MP has broken with his long term fiancee weather "girl" Sian Lloyd. Hed is now, as Beki so eruditely put it, "munching a pop tart for breakfast" as he's going out with one of the Cheeky Girls, Gabriela Irmia (they enjoyed five minutes of fame with The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) ).
Mr Opik assured party officials there was no overlap in the relationships (or please don't sack me) whereas Ms Lloyd claimed that Ms Irmias relationship with Mr Opik was a "pantomime" and that the "affair" had led to the couple's break-up.
Anyway if you REALLY want to read more about this then...........
But that isn't what I wanted to talk about.
Now what is it that Ms Lloyd and Ms Irma (both undeniably reasonably attractive) see in Lembit Opik? I mean I can see what woman see in current Strictly Come Dancing heart throb Mark Ramprakash or in a number of famous actors and the like BUT Lembit Opik?? You what?
I remember some years ago a female colleague lamenting that according to some female colleagues she had slept with the entire office. I replied well you haven't slept with me and if you've slept with FDC I am mortally offended - she laughed thank god!
I don't regard myself as gods gift to women but ye gods Lembit Opik (if you are reading this and are thinking whose he kidding then sod off ;) there is a photo of me somewhere on here April I think) . I remember when I bought my HiFi the dealer and I chucking that Julia Roberts marrying Lyle Lovett gave hope to men everywhere!
I am well aware that Women often say "what does he see in her" and us men think said female is a bit tasty. So girls, what do two moderately attractive women see in Lembit Opik? Because frankly I don't get it.